{"slip": { "id": 36, "advice": "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a few payments."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 176, "advice": "Good things come to those who wait."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 120, "advice": "A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse."}}
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Fabian Windhager is an Austrian footballer who plays as a defender for Regionalliga club Austria Salzburg.
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