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{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}
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The Schools Sites Act 1841 is an act of the Parliament of the United Kingdom which allowed land-owners to sell or donate a maximum of one acre of land to charities for the provision of schooling 'poor persons'. The act covered England and Wales and Scotland was also covered until the Education (Scotland) Act 1942.
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Bo Göran Rickard Broman is a Swedish business entrepreneur and politician who is a member of the Riksdag for the Sweden Democrats party.
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